And Mayo Clinic, too, I’ve heard.
Mayo’s adapting by entering into partnerships with smaller hospitals all over the world. They’ll provide access to their experts for a fee, the small hospitals get to make limited references to the Mayo name in their advertising. Whether DemoCare will reimburse for those services when ordered through a partner hospital remains to be seen.
Don’t worry, when all is settled you will have easy access to Mohammed’s Camel’s hump clinic and mosque. Don’t allow the doctor to touch you with his left hand. Also don’t sit with your legs crossed at the knee so someone can see the soles of your shoes, you may wind up needing an embalmer. Whatever you do don’t say, wear or do anything that might make you appear to be a Christian.