My goodness, a moral relativist right here on the FR. As I live in breathe.
The Panzer Pope considered moral relativism one of the worst mad-made evils around in this modern era. It sounds like an old Texan used to say: "Whatever blows your skirt up."
No absolutes, eh???
Two responses: 1) There's plenty of them, if you pick the right issue, especially about obedience to absurd laws, and 2) let's keep it civil--you're starting to skirt the borders here.