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To: ConservativeMind

Really I mean how much of a rush are you in if you sit on a public toilet, feel something wet and slimy on the seat and stay there for 2 minutes so the glue can cure?


45 posted on 12/07/2013 9:45:11 PM PST by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
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To: When do we get liberated?

5 seconds or less. The instant reaction to jump up is tempered by the instant pain of skin being ripped off one’s butt.

If y’all think super glue takes a long time to cure, get some super glue and some acetone based nail polish remover. Put a tiny bit of glue on the inside of your pinky and ring fingers, touch them together ever so briefly and see what happens. You will soon know why I also suggest having acetone handy.

You will also understand why superglue has surgical and battlefield medical use.


47 posted on 12/07/2013 9:56:36 PM PST by NonValueAdded (It's not the penalty, it's the lack of coverage on 1 Jan. Think about it.)
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