Duck Dynasty baffles New York

Human Events ^ | 12/5/2013 | Humberto Fontova

[xzins]

“We came in the spirit of Gandhi!” blubbered PETA board member Bill Maher, who nursed a grapefruit-sized ear and several facial welts. “And were met by that of George Patton!”

Flyover country really does need to be its own country

[clintonh8r]

""....roust the feathered birds...."

Well God knows we don't want to bother the UNfeathered birds.

[bigheadfred]

i do wish for the shtf not to hurt people not to tear civilization apart not to destroy a nation but just so these people one way or another get it

[Kickass Conservative]

Liberals are into Facial Profiling you know.

[Cyclone59]

I’d be willing to bet that all of those libtards had on leather shoes and belts and wallets in their pockets.

[Rodamala]

Look at the grouse roust.

[ryan71]

I think these people will, some day, stand before GOD and STILL not get it.

[bigheadfred]

Good point.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

New York City types have no idea of life in the real world.

[Standing Wolf]

i do wish for the shtf not to hurt people not to tear civilization apart not to destroy a nation but just so these people one way or another get it

A worthy thought, bigheadfred, but considering what New Yorkers learned from the attacks of September 11, 2001...

[hoosiermama]

Not do we wish to roast the feathered birds. Otoh the UNfeathered do roAst better.

[null and void]

Not much, apparently.

[VerySadAmerican]

This guy is making fun of people who know nothing about duck hunting. Then he writes “Ideally he’s blasted while hovering over the decoys contemplating whether landing is wise.” I’ve only been duck hunting a few times. I never saw a duck “hovering”. If I had, I might have actually hit one. The dame things fly faster than any fowl I’ve ever seen!

[AnAmericanMother]

"Remember me, my darlin', when spring is in the air,
And the bald-headed birds are whisperin' everywhere,
And you see them walkin' south in their dirty underwear,
It's the Tennessee Bird Walk ( chirp chirp )."

Hadn't thought about that in years.

[Graybeard58]

Well God knows we don't want to bother the UNfeathered birds.

Penguins?

[AnAmericanMother]

He means cupping their wings, I think. Difficult concept to explain to the Manhattanites.

[tumblindice]

I like to tell university-types stories of my duck hunting adventures.
For example, stalking mallards roosting in trees. They never blink an eye.
At a formal dinner, one asked me what my Dad did. I told her the high point of his career was killing communists in southeast Asia. Then I related one of the few war stories he shared: calling in arc light on an NVA division backed up against a river.
She tried to be a good sport and said “Decimated ‘em, eh?” and I replied “Oh no. More than that! More like 75%. They were counting body parts for days. A lot of limbs were hanging in the trees and what not.”
Yeah. She lost interest in that conversation.

[higgmeister]

Cool song and another reason why I like you.

[goat granny]

LOL and the liberals wouldn’t get the joke..