He got offended enough when I called his lie a lie!
Calling a lie a lie is way too blunt for the modern, cultured, sensitive people - I can’t imagine what they would do if asked “which of their parents specifically raised them to be a lying c**ks**ker.”
Look with their mouth open as you plucked the glasses off their face and flung them onto a roof.
Sorry. I’ve been living among bad influences ;)