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To: Fishtalk; bray
And men?

Heh.

They’re like a bus. You miss one, another one comes right along.

Women? They're like a truck. You miss one, another one comes along and runs you over, leaving you in the middle of the street with tread marks on your face.

93 posted on 12/01/2013 10:57:39 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Jeff,

I don’t know if you were trying to be funny but you had me laughin for almost two minutes.

When I was a young woman....man I hated being a woman. I was a woman’s libber, in the name of the Father, the Son and Holy Ghost.

So I hated men because....well they were men while I was a woman.

It was so unfair.

Somewhere along the way I managed to get four husbands and that don’t count the ones I lived with.

Even with all my inner simmering, the men would alkways stop by my bus depot, some of them stayed awhile.

;)


98 posted on 12/01/2013 11:04:28 AM PST by Fishtalk (http://patfish.blogspot.com/)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Awesome Jeff and oh so true (I have the tire tracks scars to prove it!)!!!!


107 posted on 12/01/2013 11:17:06 AM PST by Alas Babylon! (Joe Wilson was dead on! Expunge his censor or censor Pelosi!)
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