That's a great idea! Obama can solve the problem of all the doctors quitting and/or retiring by signing an Executive Order turning Barber Schools into Medical Schools! Your local hair stylist can dispense medicine, perform minor surgery (major surgery will be left to nail salons), and deliver babies!
Just think of it: every neighborhood barbershop will become your new local healthcare provider! Why, if Floyd the barber had lived long enough, he could have lectured at Johns Hopkins!
