I am the one who is going to bring up Obamacare today and I’m going to harp on it and proclaim it as DISASTER.
They can kick me out if they want.
Geez folks lets go on offensive. This is a perfect opportunity to wake our liberal family members up!
This is a perfect opportunity to wake our liberal family members up!
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Is that you Don Quixote?
No. I refuse.
I'm with you on that. Wasn't made aware of the OFA Thanksgiving Talking Points until this morning so hadn't planned a counterstrike. Fortunately no liberals will be present.
But here's a quick and dirty shot that might not be too late for some.
Print up some placemats with a roast turkey feast, something like the one below. Install these as the table settings for your liberal family members or guests. Provide the usual china, flatware, linens. Fill the water glasses only. Do not pass them actual food. Wait for them to plead for the food. Then tell them you didn't actual promise them a real dinner just as Obama never promised real health care. If overcome by feelings of mercy, hand them a snack size bag of M&M's. Tell them the M&M's were inspired by the beneficence of the First Family do so at at Washington DC Free Food center. True story. If upon further complaints, mercy compells you to act, resist as long as you can, then give them a dry biscuit, no butter or gravy. Further pleadings should cause them to be smacked on the way out the door.
Next year I'll be ready for them, as there's little chance of either the Acme Care Actuality working so they're sure to recycle the TP's. Whoa! Talking Points and toilet paper, same abbreviation! What're the odds of that. Well at least one of 'em is useful or getting rid of s***.