[The_Victor]

Generals;
“What is leaking from the plane?”
Lockheed;
“That’s fuel, sir”
General;
“I hope that is something you can correct”
Lockheed;
“No Sir, that is by design”

Kinda like motor oil in a Harley, the leak is a good sign. So long as it's leaking you know there still some in there.

[SparkyBass]

"Kinda like motor oil in a Harley, the leak is a good sign. So long as it's leaking you know there still some in there."

Sort of like the old joke...

Why don't the Brits make televisions?

Because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.

:)