Dang it. I really hate to be spotlighted but I’m running out
of bucks.
Step up to the plate, get off your wallet, make it happen!,
Surely you’ve got $5, $10, .50cents?
Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished, then I finished off a bottle of gin, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pock of Prungles,1/2 chesescke an a boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now