[EEGator]

Art college, so 4 years, 100K debt so one can be a “barista” at Starbucks.

[Memphis Moe]

“Art college, so 4 years, 100K debt so one can be a ‘barista, at Starbucks.”

AND USE A BIG PART* OF THE BARISTA SALARY AND TIPS PAY FOR THE PROFESSOR’S OUTLANDISH PENSION HE WILL UNDESERVEDLY BE RECEIVING.

*THE REMAINDER WILL BE USED TO PAY OBAMACARE PREMIUMS.