Unfortunately for the inter-religious crowd, Chanukkah is about a month too early this year. Not to worry, though. Ignoramuses will let it pass without comment and then suddenly at the end of December start adding “Happy Chanukkah!” to all their other holiday greetings to show how tolerant and multicultural they are. Idiots.
Happy Chanukkah!
My understanding is that it starts next week. On Thursday if I am not mistaken.