Sounds like they’re treating him fairly- if ankle bracelets have become commonplace. Should send an officer with him to get his stuff though.
While he’s got time on his hands here’s some videos that would do him good to watch, Sam Kinnison...
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sam+kinison+marriage&sm=1
It is what it is George.
I sure miss Sam Kinison.