[Rinnwald]

I sent more than a quarter million hogs off to the slaughter house. Where does that put me on the jerk scale?

That makes you the porcine Stalin.

But I still like you.

Hey, I know it's the current style, but could you make the pigs a little less lean? The bacon is starting to suffer.

[Kalam]

Maybe, but it sure makes the side pork tasty