Anyone who questions the official account given to us by our betters in authority is a flaming nutter and you must angrily denounce and mock them. Never, ever question authority. Only ‘murka hating hating commie nazis question authority. You’re not a ‘murka hating commie nazi, are ya?!
Yes. And I won’t even look at anything having to do with the Birth Certificate because I know that no one could get away with a forgery, because if anyone tried such a thing, everyone would see the evidence and rise up in outrage.