I never told you before, but I hollowed out that tree for you.
Was gonna make a canoe but I thought, “You know, it would be really nice of me to let CG have this to use as a communication device.”
It was not long before lightning hit it and burned it down. I grilled a mastodon on the fire and we feasted for days. Now i had fire. Next time I needed fire I took a tree branch and wandered for days looking for a thunderstorm. Like most ancient people I was sick of living so long ago. So I gathered my family and we went in search of a better life. After a week of walking we found a Zippo, a cell phone and an Neanderthal express credit card. 2 days later we found a Walmart super store. Our lives have changed.