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To: AKinAK; TheOldLady; KC_Lion; F15Eagle; Hardraade; MestaMachine; Zionist Conspirator; 50mm; ...
From: The Free Republic (FR) ZOT Investigation Office.

To: The poster incorrectly labelled AKinAK.

Subject: ButtHurt Form.

Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transsexual/Cross-Dresser/Switch-Hitter/Ambiguous/It

Use this ButtHurt Form to tell all of FR why you acted like a total Dork and got Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.

As you clearly can't understand the "how to behave on this forum" instructions written on the FR Home page in simple English, the Butt Hurt form can also be provided, upon request, in Eubonics:

Since you did not survive on FR under the moniker AKinAK, it is apparent that screen name is not one that correctly fits your persona.

The staff here at the FR ZOT Investigation Office, after reading your posting history, are in agreement that instead of AKinAK, you will instead be labelled forever as "AMoletoWhack", a screen name that is definitely YOU.

FR BUTTHURT photo FR-Butt-Hurt-4.jpg

123 posted on 11/17/2013 7:42:47 AM PST by Col Freeper (FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
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To: Col Freeper

LPL Been waiting for you. I got worried for a minute there.


125 posted on 11/17/2013 7:46:13 AM PST by MestaMachine (My caps work. You gotta earn them.)
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To: Col Freeper; FReepers; Patriots; FRiends




Support FR



131 posted on 11/17/2013 8:10:54 AM PST by Lady Jag (Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
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To: Col Freeper
Hello, Col.
Could you post; the Ebonics version..
just for the comic joy it would bring.
134 posted on 11/17/2013 8:31:11 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Col Freeper
Very good! That "Eubonics Translator" It's "Ebonics" is a riot!

And your introductory patter is really getting interesting as well.
144 posted on 11/17/2013 10:00:01 AM PST by TheOldLady
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