Senator Eustace Q. Haney, Democrat .... Hey! A man's gotta make a livin'. Oliver: Have you no shame? Haney: Not much. Well, bless my gooseberry pie! Well, bless my codfish balls! Well, bless my apple pan dowdy! Well, bless my chicken liver! How do you get hamster milk? You milk a hamster! This is a geniune Moehair blanket. Just feel how soft Moe's hair is! She's as pretty as a birch tree in a field of rho-do-den-drion. ...he's the fellow that sold this house to my grandfather orignally. Have I ever told you about my grandfather, Origonally Haney? You look as pretty as a rabbit with silver-lined ears. Haney: Most of these [rocks] came from the dark side of the moon. Oliver: How were they found? Haney: With a flashlight.