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Herpes Virus Found on Library Copies of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/11/15/Herpes-Virus-Found-on-Library-Copies-of-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey ^

Posted on 11/15/2013 10:55:34 AM PST by MNDude

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To: golux

how long was the kimchee buried?

(I always wanted to know)


21 posted on 11/15/2013 11:23:18 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: MNDude
Herpes Virus Found on Library Copies of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Bubba Klinton's presidential library copy?

22 posted on 11/15/2013 11:25:35 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Who but a TYRANT shoves down another man's throat what he has exempted himself from?)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

“Bubba Klinton’s presidential library copy?”

Probably not. Women read; guys like pictures.


23 posted on 11/15/2013 11:32:02 AM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: golux

“I believe you are wrong. I believe the greatest thing a person can do to protect their health is eat right, stay fit, GET DIRTY and let your kids get dirty, too. My kids touch everything. They eat EVERYTHING: Just this afternoon my baby girl wolfed down spicy kim-chee. Dirty faces, dirty hands, go anywhere, roll around in it... (and clean up all nice for school.)

Yep! I don’t believe God designed us to depend on “hand sanitizer.”

Funny how my kids don’t get as sick as often as the other kids. Nor do they have “allergies.”

Dirt and mudpies are one thing, but Herpes in library books? Gross!


24 posted on 11/15/2013 11:33:20 AM PST by MNDude
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To: MNDude

In a related note, 0bama’s biography tested positive for hubris, stupidity, and delusion, all highly contagious and debilitating to any sort of reasonable logical thought.


25 posted on 11/15/2013 11:40:40 AM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: MNDude

Can’t do it for each individual page, but I use Clorox Wipes on each library book; cover, in/outside leaf, front, back and along all page edges. I think it’s sufficient...most of the time.

And they get ‘em back cleaner than they were.


26 posted on 11/15/2013 11:48:08 AM PST by onedoug
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To: golux
I believe you are wrong. I believe the greatest thing a person can do to protect their health is eat right, stay fit, GET DIRTY and let your kids get dirty, too. My kids touch everything. They eat EVERYTHING: Just this afternoon my baby girl wolfed down spicy kim-chee. Dirty faces, dirty hands, go anywhere, roll around in it... (and clean up all nice for school.) Yep! I don't believe God designed us to depend on "hand sanitizer." Funny how my kids don't get as sick as often as the other kids. Nor do they have "allergies."

When I was a kid we played outside in the dirt, played with outside dogs and cats, caught frogs, went barefoot and all kinds of other things. We were rarely sick. This was before hand sanitizer was even invented. I never heard of things like food and other allergies that are such an epidemic until the last couple of decades. I was a kid in the late 50's and early 60's.

27 posted on 11/15/2013 12:06:04 PM PST by Tennessee Conservative
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To: Tennessee Conservative

American Indians were never exposed to our bugs until catastrophe. Keeping your lifestyle pristine invites the same catastrophe.

Memories of my childhood where we would have bleeding wounds and pushing black dirt into the cut was guaranteed to stop the bleeding. And go right back to whatever ball game or war game we were playing.


28 posted on 11/15/2013 12:21:28 PM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: GeronL
who reads that bilge?

Answer: Obviously, those shiny, happy people holding hands that you see in every Valtrex commercial.


29 posted on 11/15/2013 12:25:49 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: MNDude

This should cause digital book sales to increase in Belgium...


30 posted on 11/15/2013 12:26:02 PM PST by Reagan is King
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To: MNDude

The first thing I said when I saw this was, who the hell is testing a book for herpes?

Where you trying to prevent the book from getting infected?


31 posted on 11/15/2013 12:34:35 PM PST by skinndogNN
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To: Rodamala

lol


32 posted on 11/15/2013 12:34:52 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: MNDude

33 posted on 11/15/2013 12:39:49 PM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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To: GeronL

who reads that bilge?

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your hairdresser.
your grocer.
the nurse at your drs office

pretty much every female except freeper females. and I bet more than a few of them have read the books.


34 posted on 11/15/2013 1:50:38 PM PST by dmz
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I doubt that any where near a majority have read it


35 posted on 11/15/2013 1:54:45 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: MNDude

Some times a just “EWWW” is in order!


36 posted on 11/15/2013 2:43:15 PM PST by crazydad (Obamamohamed is a traitor)
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To: MNDude; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

doity books PING!


37 posted on 11/15/2013 5:07:05 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Responsibility2nd

If you don’t get it from the books in the library, you just might catch it from the toilet seat.


38 posted on 11/15/2013 5:08:30 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: golux
Yep! I don't believe God designed us to depend on "hand sanitizer."

Base human behavior led to the evolution and spread of venereal diseases.

Once Pandora's Box is opened, you have to do some things to protect yourself in this world.

In a perfect world, it wouldn't be necessary.

39 posted on 11/15/2013 5:11:34 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: MNDude

Obviously used as an instructional manual, man are they screwed....


40 posted on 11/15/2013 5:13:15 PM PST by Toespi
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