Posted on 11/15/2013 5:22:38 AM PST by Paul46360
"(CNN) -- Radical anti-government fighters in Syria mistakenly beheaded a wounded fellow rebel soldier after assuming he was a supporter of President Bashar al-Assad, according to an online statement from the radical fighters' group
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It’s a good thing these terrorists are so stupid, or we’d be in real trouble.
Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.
That’s what I call having a very bad day...
That’s interesting. I seem to remember a rebel spokesman saying
“If you want to keep your head, you can. Period.”
“Wait a minute guys, I’m on YOUR side! Death to the great Satan America! Death to Israel! Hold on, what are you doing with that machete? Didn’t you hear me? Hang on, check my ID!”
But will he still get his virgins? I think not.
Isn't there some sharia law that requires them to cut off their own privates or heads? (not that there is much difference)
If there isn't there should be. Think of the goats, sheep and boys that would be spared!
This should be in Friday Silliness...
...in this burlap sack right over here!
The 300 million stooges.
I like it when one of them turns around with a plank, narrowly misses one of their fellows and smacks another one in the face.
Of course, no vital organs were damaged in the incident, so he was able to return to service.
Gee, I hate when that happens...
Could’ve been the jihadis from the film Four Lions. Life imitates art!
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