1. Communist Bluejays over the Faguars
2. Pheauxcons over the Buckanears
3. Amishbirds over the Obamabears
4. The Bengaygals over the Hersheytrails
5. The Lyins over the Stealers
6. The Planes over the Accountspayables
7. The Ticks over the Non-raters
8. The Visas over the Bullyfins
9. The Beagles over the Dreadskins
10. The Grunts over the Fudgepackers
11. The Chickenhawks over the Biqueens
12. The Taints over the Phonywhiners
13. The Horses over the Natives
14. The Cheatriots over the Homotanks
15. The HelenThomasboys stay in first place.
I didn't give him permission! Honest, big... I didn't!