I would have said with a thick German accent... Vat ist your name... your papers please.
(Yawn).....oh, sure..... dear old dad was deported.
BUT she left out that Daddy's still voting in several US elections, is riding the US gravy train, and collecting US GOVT checks for:
UI, SSI, Workmen's Comp,
TANF (temporary assistance to needy families),
WICS (food assistance),
subsidized Section 8 shelter,
ObamaPhone subsidies,
Utility Assistance subsidies,
School breakfasts/lunches/snacks subsidies,
$5000 a year EITC checks per identity,
monthly "asylum" checks from SS ....
All of that collected under several identities.
Plus he's back in his homeland w/ a nice cash bundle---after stiffing a US bank for a fraudulent sub-prime mtge.