I've got to watch my blood lipids and triglycerides as I have cardio-vascular problems. Haven't had a donut in, what, 15 years or so. Every now and then, I get a huge craving for one of those long john's with chocolate icing on the top and vanilla creme in the middle. The nearby Stan the DonutMan makes a long john with vanilla frosting on the inside. Memorable.
I'm sure beating heroin is tough but that long john must be up there. I swear, sometimes I hear it calling my name...