so many jokes so little time
someone needs to write the WalMart Butt House song
Someone already did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRw6f6HK9L0&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DeRw6f6HK9L0&has_verified=1