News from the DNC and President-for-Life Obama!
With the great success of the Obamacare program, our Dear Leader has looked out at the fly-over country ... and He sees a right for all Americans that needs to be provided. The inalienable right to transportation!
That’s right! With the passage of the new law, your right to cheap, dependable transportation can no longer be denied. There are currently 43 million Americans without transportation, but not after the enactment of ..... Obama-CAR!
Under Obama-CAR, if you like your current car, YOU CAN KEEP IT! ... as long as it gets 40 mpg city, 55 mpg on the highway. Otherwise, the new Obama-CAR! program will trade your old inefficient clunker for a new Obama-CAR. You will be able to choose any car from the vast array of Obama-CAR! choices ... including white, black or yellow GM (Government Motors) Metro!
Think of it ... a shiny new Metro in your driveway. You will be the envy of your neighbors, at least until they are forced to trade their old inefficient truck or SUV in for their Metro!
The advantages of the Obama-CAR! program are almost too numerous to mention. For instance:
No one can be denied cheap trusty transportation after the rollout of Obama-CAR!
Highways will be more roomy without over-sized trucks and SUV’s crowding everyone out.
No one will be envious of other drivers more expensive, impractical SUV’s or sports cars ... because there won’t be any!
Contact your Senator or Representative today! Let him/her know ... you want your Obama-CAR!
I am President-for -Life Obama and I appoved this message.
Yes, I can’t wait for the rollout.
However, the endgame is the Obamachip: implanted in your brain, it will track your every move, calculate your every economic decision, issue food stamps, ration water intake, measure your carbon footprint, correct your thoughts, deliver corrective pain for unauthorized actions or thought and pleasure rewards for being a good little communist.
The BORG is being implemented as we speak.