These libs remind me of the way trappers used to capture African monkeys.
Drill a hole in a gourd, barely large enough to get the hand in.
Stick something shiny (FREE STUFF!) in the gourd.
Monkey sees shiny FREE STUFF, sticks his hand in and grabs the FREE STUFF. Then finds he can’t get his hand out. He fights, screams, jumps around but can’t get his hand out!
To get out all the monkey has to do is open his hand and let go the FEE STUFF, but then he would loose the FREE STUFF!
Dunno if monkeys actually DO this, but again monkeys are probably smarter than our modern liberals.