[Anton.Rutter]

...although I disagree with many doctrinal positions they hold.

Specifically? ;)

I mean, you get to be a god. When you create your own world and worshippers, you can bring Elvis back. Young, skinny Elvis. Wouldn't that be great?

[turducken]

It’s said that all faiths look absurd when viewed critically from the outside. I maintain that some faiths look more absurd than others.