I would totally agree if the restaurant in question were a...
Dickey’s Pit Barbeque
Bob Evans
Waffle House
P.S. Don’t hate on the last one. I’ve never had a bad meal there and yes, it is a cultural experience to go to one at least once in your life.
Woman having sex at Waffle House uses burger for sandal
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2013/11/08/woman-having-sex-at-waffle-house-uses-burger-for-sandal/
I’m not a think as you drunk I am.