The Prime Minister is proposing rules that all matches and lighters be registered with the government. Although the government could stretch the “inflammatory language” law to apply in other “inflammatory” cases, Scotland Yard has requested that a separate law be passed to cover illegal barbecuing of persons.
Don’t post that, some here will think the PM is actually doing that. I keep having to tell people here that the UK dosent register kitchen knives or that they haven’t been banned.