[RoosterRedux]

Henry Atkinson was a very good podiatrist. He was always great at advertising his profession.

But that darned stutter of his was often a problem. First, there were all those mothers with children needing medical attention, but then came the lawyers...and the press.

Henry, just before his hanging, screamed "I'm a podiatrist...not a p***."

But it was too late.

[tumblindice]

A Scot sailor named Angus McPhie,
Spoonerizes embarrassingly;
..He shouted “You wanker!”
..Instead of “Weigh anchor!”
And introduces himself as ‘PhcMie.’