Whenever he speaks, I simply convert his words to the opposite of what he is saying.
For example, if he says God Bless America, I hear God damn America.
Nothing gets misinterpreted that way.
I always understand what he is saying. No miscommunication.
When he said “protect and defend the Constitution “,
I heard “attack and destroy the Constitution “.
So really, he’s never lied to me. I understand him perfectly.