Posted on 11/01/2013 4:30:13 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
“Obama lied, policies died,” a commenter named “I liked my old plan” wrote at WSJ.com, without divulging whether he’ll be allowed to keep that name. He was reacting to a story about Mr. Obama’s Wednesday mission to Boston, at which the president explained why he had to lie repeatedly for the good of countless policy holders who today, lucky neutered dogs, have joined the ranks of the uninsured. “One of the things health reform was designed to do was to help not only the uninsured,” he said, very much in all seriousness, “but also the underinsured.” That is to say, holders of policies that did not provide “a core set of minimum benefits,” such as birth control coverage for first-time grandparents, mental health care for those having to listen to him in Faneuil Hall, or allergy treatments for peanut lovers and perfume sniffers. If we’ve neglected anyone, you won’t turn us in, will you?
Fortunately, there is a way out for those whom our president has liberated from those embarrassingly flawed, “bad-apple” schemes. “So if you’re getting one of these letters,” he said in that “better put some ice on it” way he has with people of all ethnicities, “just shop around in the new marketplace.” Only he could make it sound like the marketplace he shopped around in during his Choom Gang binges.
That was before the NSA got its act up to speed. Has it ever been making up for lost time. At last report it’s been breaking into Yahoo! and Google servers, perhaps the President’s cell phone, and maybe even more blasphemously, the Vatican’s communications, which certainly does put the power of prayer in a new light while raising unprecedented concern over unthinkable violations of church-state separation. If Mr. Obama.....
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org ...
"Carney hasn't told you yet---but I was recently diagnosed w/ 'transient global amnesia.'"
"But only on the subjects of Obamacare, Benghazi, and my golf score."
"I'm having an episode right now----relapsing back to
my days as a tuba player in my high school marching band.'
He just mis-spoke. What he really meant to say was; “If I like your policy...” Just a simple teleprompter error, that’s all.
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