Ya know, Hootdat, I can understand... 
that sentiment.
Because at any time the Deadskins lose... 
my thoracic cavity pump warms up, too--
While I think it is utterly silly to hound you D.C. guys... 
about your team nickname being politically incorrect-- I am the among the first to offer up alternatives... 
'cause it is the nature of my programming--
My Lone Star upbringing preaches it ain't bragging if you do it and even extends to cheering on teams that left Texas... 
and looking most fondly upon a coach I hated with white hot intensity for 13 years.
So, when I run across this... 
"According to ESPN Stats & Information, Griffin failed on all seven pass attempts of 15 yards or more. He was pressured or sacked on 42 percent of his dropbacks, the highest percentage of his career. Makes life tough under those circumstances, but Griffin needs to help himself, too, and defeat the rap that he struggles when he can't hit his primary target. "
My first inclination is to get my hankles up... 
as he is talking about a first rate player from Baylor, a Good Texas Baptist School just 50 miles down the pike from me and currently undefeated, ranked #6--
Then I come back to reality, RG3 now plays... 
for them galldurn, godless Deadskins!
Besides, he was born in Okinawa, Japan, so he's not [giggle, giggle] even... 
a Native Texan at all.
We all find our fellow countryman... 
LalGTree kinda cute.
Gadzooks, you can bring them gals to sweet creek water and Lone Star Beer, but you cannot make them think... 
like a Texan, can ya?
BTW at http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20131030/nfl-power-rankings-week-8-kansas-city-chiefs/?xid=nl_siextra I found this:
And I think it is pretty... 
darn funny!
But don't tell Jerry... 
I said that--
In closing, Hoodat, I do have some t-shirts for sale... 
that might interest you.
Really, Bender! Don't be a wussy-- Get some t-shirts to sell that have some class... 
and style--