An every day cattle prod for the parents may be needed.
If they can’t find a cattle prod,I’ve got a good every day cattle dog that could terrorize the parents for a day or two.
“An every day cattle prod for the parents may be needed.”
Better still, lets hook up old Eduardo’s genitals to a telephone magneto and “ring him up” like they used to do down at Parchment prison in Mississippi.
When my 3 oldest boys were little, I used to joke that I needed a cattle prod to get them into bed at night because they all would take off in different directions and have to be herded into their bedroom.
When the oldest was in 4th grade, I went to my parent-teacher conference (teacher was, I guess, about 110 years old at the time), and the teacher asks me, “Mrs. Kitty, why does your son want a cattle prod for Christmas?”
Seems that they were asking the kids what thy wanted for Christmas and my oldest told them that he wanted cattle prod so his mom could get him and his brothers into bed at night. (He always was a joker - quiet kid, but a joker none the less)
So here I am trying to explain to this ancient, dead-serious woman, that I was only joking.
When I got home my son had a good laugh about the trouble with his teacher he got me into. (He was 10 at the time - now he’s 33 - and hasn’t changed a bit)