Posted on 10/30/2013 6:12:34 AM PDT by mykroar
There was no suggestion that the sexual activity was work-related.
Does that mean she wasn’t having sex with a co-worker?
I am still trying to figure out how they could be having sex and pulling on a light fixture at the same time.
She’s screwed
Sonds like some ‘Footprints on the Ceiling’ stuff going on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lsKDrL2OmQ
Maybe one of them pulled on the cord or the mounting? I don’t see how it could be a ceiling fixture, so it was probably wall-mounted above the bed’s headboard.
One of them was just trying to stay balanced.
Technically, she was ensconced.
swinging from the chandeliers comes to mind
There’s a joke about how many bureaucrats it takes to change a light bulb in there somewhere.
But that's when you're just supposed to push it back in.
The Kama Sutra listed it as "Two points of light".
Excellent. No one can hold a candle to your punnery.
My brother once had a job reviewing claims for a major health insurance company. The large daily stack of claims from people claiming they were injured during sex was the most entertaining part of his job.
This is precisely why the trapeze above my bed is bolted directly to reinforced ceiling joists.
Oops. I’ve said too much ...
why do these dames think they wont hook up with a serial killer?
are they stupid
she was lucky and lamp in the face was all that happened if that is what happened
This is the photo that comes to mind for this thread, but I can’t post pictures...
http://cheezburger.com/7733448704
Tell me about it.
I once lived next door to a cute blonde law student who needed considerable daily stress relief (seriously, up to six or seven times a day) and was a screamer.
Never heard a peep out of her boyfriend tho. Until the day HE screamed. Then quickly left (assumed after getting dressed) ... could be heard stumbling/limping down the hallway sobbing in agony.
Didn’t hear anything from her apartment again until she moved out at thecend of the term.
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