Touch a pregnant woman? I don’t even ASK if a woman is preggers,
unless I can actually see the head crowning.
My daughter and family, came to visit, I hadn't seen her in almost a year. I asked her, in all innocency, "Are you pregnant again"? Boy did I ever touch off a fire storm. She said, "NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT, I'M JUST GETTING FAT"
All caps, because she said it in all caps.