Posted on 10/28/2013 10:47:42 AM PDT by absentee
The young lady known variously as the face of healthcare.gov, the Obamacare girl, or glitch girl, has been replaced in the wake of a massive internet and cable news effort to uncover her true identity. The speculation as to the reason behind taking her face off the site has run rampant, but we here at RedState have the answer. It's a simple matter of truth in advertising! And today is your chance to be a part of that glorious truth.
The Official RedState.com Healthcare.gov Face of the Site Face-Off!
This is a Photoshop contest. Please submit your proposed replacement for the missing and missed Miss. Here are some examples from around the web, and below, some of our own examples. Put your skills to work in the pursuit of everlasting fame and glory!* Winners will not be selected and no prizes will be awarded.
Examples from Caleb:
The Scream:
Click though for more and to enter your own.
(Excerpt) Read more at redstate.com ...
I have always found that photograph to be a true representation of the democrat party and what it thinks of the American people.
Healthcare.gov: Health Care at the Point of a Gun
Come and get your medicine...or else!
You used to say “live and let live?” Healthcare.gov says “live and let die!”
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The Scream is classic.
Leave Obama Alone!!!
OBAMACARE GIRLS
Well, East-coast girls got hips
Beneath the label styles they wear
Now the Southern girls, with the way they walk,
Knockers out — that’s some healthcare!
The Midwest farmers’ daughters
Always make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss,
They keep their BF’s warm at night.
I wish they all could be Obamacare-
I wish they all could be Obamacare-
I wish they all could be Obamacare Girls...
The Left coast has Exchanges
And the girls there look so tanned
Then that string bikini on a Hawaiian isle-
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls,
But I couldn’t wait to get back in the States
To the best Healthcare in the world.
I wish they all could be Obamacare-
I wish they all could be Obamacare-
I wish they all could be Obamacare Girls...
“I don’t think that woman is a real person.”
You might be right, briefly watching some entertainment gossip show (Like TMZ, but it wasn’t that) a fellow said he’d never searched so hard for info on a person without finding any.
hey for her sake I hope she’s not real, because it would really be a bum deal to be associated with this disaster.
Who is that on the left. My first thought was Bashar Assad but were those four ever all together?
It’s probably a total Photoshop job. Ya just can’t trust your lyin’ eyes today!
That is also a good one, can I vote twice?
Winner.
So tough to choose — perhaps there should be an “American Idle*” style competition ...
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