This is not the suspect. This is how you are greeted at the checkpoint.
We're all criminals in the eyes of the State. Those without a record, wants or warrants are the sneaky ones.
It’s not that bad. The fat guy in the SWAT costume reminds me of Chief Wiggum. Waive a bag of Doritos at him and drive through.
The other guy appears to be keeping an empty seat at bay. That scares me.