I’d be tempted to set my hat down and recreate the famed legendary turtledog.
But only because wee doggy appears to be a sound sleeper and given to just looking at you with a long suffering look that says, “obviously this human is broken” when odd things happen.
Not that I know anything about turtledog.
*eyes shift left and right*
He’s my watch doggie! Watch out, Darksheare.
Ever alert and ready to attack if and when necessary — if he’s awake, that is. lolol