[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

I once had scalding hot coffee spilled on my hand me at a restaurant. I didn’t even flinch, nor even move my hand at all as if in pain, and waited a moment to put down my burger (or whatever it was) with my other hand while the waitress panicked. I said, “It’s fine,” and it was.

[Lazamataz]

I once had scalding hot coffee spilled on my hand me at a restaurant. I didn’t even flinch, nor even move my hand at all as if in pain, and waited a moment to put down my burger (or whatever it was) with my other hand while the waitress panicked. I said, “It’s fine,” and it was.

That's nothing. I once skimmed the dross off of molten lead with my genitals. I didn't even wince, nor showed any pain whatsoever. My boss panicked and asked if I needed help, and I said, "No, I feel great." And I did.

[PA-RIVER]

I took my wife to dinner. Shes very sexy. So she orders soup
Young man serving her is totally distracted, looking at her chest and legs, not the table.. Misses the table and Drops the soup right on her lap. He is in agony, reaching to her crotch to clean it. Then Pulling back realizing where his hand is going. Thank god she didn’t get hurt. Funny thinking of it now. Poor kid turned bright red.

[Hoodat]

I was driving a truck once and set a fresh hot cup of coffee I had just purchased at Arby's on the dash. I hit a bump and the entire cup spilled onto my ankle. I pulled over, pulled my shoe and sock off, and watched as blisters began to form on my ankle as the minutes passed. I was badly burned and had to turn the top of my shoe out and tape it down for the next week just so I could work.

In all of that, I never once considered suing anyone over it. When I bought hot coffee, I expected hot coffee. And the only reason I got burned was through my own actions. It wasn't Arby's fault.