Wow. Now I’m a liberal for opposing deviant lifestyles of the perverts.
No, you’re a liberal for thinking its government’s job to punish behavior you don’t like when that behavior does absolutely no harm to you. It’s a not so subtle yet very important difference.
Of course, the libertarians love claiming they are the "real" conservatives--even when they end up defending child abuse, as they obviously are doing right here on this thread.