Just like the Catholic finger-in-the-wind politicians and the Baptist finger-in-the-wind politicians and the Lutheran finger-in-the-wind politicians, etc., etc., etc.
It's really no more sinister than that, despite your particular anti-mormon psychosis.
Very manly of you, by the way, to ping Colofornian to the thread. I have no use for him, either.
I guess reading what may be true is not making you happy...