[Errant]

i’m in a constant state of static here in my hallway home. i’m electrified. (not kidding)

That's not good and could be dangerous! Better get a friendly electrician to check it out. As a kid, I ran into a TV antenna that wasn't properly grounded. All I remember seeing before I passed out were arcing blue lights! lol

[machogirl]

That would be an excellent idea.

[machogirl]

the things we survived as kids. makes for some good stories.