[Carriage Hill]

I haven’t been on a commercial flight since July 1996, when TWA Flight 800 was shot down.

[Sensei Ern]

I love to fly. But, whenni sit down, imlook for the biggest redneck on the plane, other than me. Thenni look for the jihadist. Redneck and I make eye contact and knowingly say we’ll take him out if need be.