Yeah, that makes sense. $1,000 tennis sneakers, $350 belt and a clown suit. Doesn’t this boy have a father? [crickets chirping]
Hey. Look. This Tray-on had a hoodie.
Well, he has a job, and saves his own money to pay for what he wants, so even if he doesn’t have a father, he has managed to learn some basic responsibility, it seems.
Normally that would just be meeting minimum expectations, but nowadays, I say that puts him in the running for the “model citizen” category.