Dear Parents,
I have received word from Federal Programs Preschool pertaining to lunches from home. Parents are to be informed that students can only bring lunches from home if there is a medical condition requiring a specific diet, along with a physicians note to that regard.
Dear School Administrator,
Tell the folks at Federal Programs Preschool where they can stick that instruction, your choice of locations. If you interfere with my child eating the nutritious lunch I prepared by following their directives, I’ll have your head on a stick.
Mom & Dad
“-—head on a stick” Yeah, been there, done that exact thing about three decades ago. Our son’s grade school gave us a form to fill out for free lunches. That meant we’d have to lie about our income. We declined and explained our son likes his own home-packs just fine and they weren’t to be screwed with. To the extent that his friends were always trying to trade him out of his home jobs. It took a couple head-to-head meetings in the first couple years but the school folks quickly learned to leave us the bleep alone and our son scooted out as valedictorian.