[Ken H]

I would weld the bars shut, only allow the porridge for food, and only allow CSPAN2 on the TV (if it works).

Yes, give pease a chance.

[ProudFossil]

I would weld the bars shut, only allow the porridge for food, and only allow CSPAN2 on the TV (if it works). Yes, give pease a chance.

Please clarify. Is that peas as in Peas Porridge Hot or as in what liquid goes down the toilet? Thank you.

[ifinnegan]

Good one!