Praise Ford?
You’re not from the brave new world are you?
That was a joke, because it’s a Ford van, you see. As the Venture Crew leader was driving the van into the church parking lot, he ran over a nail. By the time I got to it after Mass, one of the tires was nearly flat. Fortunately, there’s a Bridgestone tire shop nearby, open on Sunday, and we got the tire repaired quickly.
Now I can go to Walmart with way too many children again. I was terribly anxious all weekend without the van!