Secession is a outstanding idea.They get Detroit.We get Atlanta.They get Oakland,we get Omaha.They get Camden,NJ,we get Charlotte.They get the decaying steel mills,we get the oil/gas/coal.They get the welfare parasites,we require ID for *all* voters.They get to make Mexico their 15th State,we patrol our borders *vigorously*.They allow every creature,of every gender,to "marry",we enforce the rules in force since the dawn of civilization.
I like it.And I'm as serious as a heart attack.