Posted on 10/20/2013 8:06:13 AM PDT by Second Amendment First
What’s the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
The drunk driver will blow right past a stop sign.
The stoned driver will wait for it to turn green.
;^)
Anybody who didn’t see this coming is an idiot.
Hey...I resemble that remark...about 35 years ago...
Exactly!
I’ve always felt that decriminalization was the wiser route.
With legalization come new laws and taxes.
And lobbyists of all stripes.
wha?
My now passed uncle always claimed the most dangerous animal on the planet was a 16-24 year old female with a driver's license.
And a cell phone I would now add.
After many years riding a motorcycle, little blonde girls in little red cars can still make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
I’m curious. What conditions warrant medical marijuana use at age 27? How does one get medical marijuana “status”?
“How does one get medical marijuana “status”?”
Pay a doctor $100 and claim some unexplained pain that is helped by staying stoned all the time. 99.9% of all the medical marijuana cards are issued to stoners with no medical problems at all.
Well, article is poppycock because it all has to do with the strain of Marijuana.
All Marijuana highs are not the same. There is stuff that one big hit will velcro you to the couch. Then there is stuff you smoke and end up vacuuming your entire house 6 times.
Stoned people don’t carry guns. A stoned person would laugh at you before pulling a gun — even while you are beating on them.
Stoned people and 80 year old’s drive the same. 35 mph everywhere, unless its a 25 mph zone, in which case they go 15. They hug the right shoulder and don’t realize they’re left turn signal has been on for the past 80 miles. They fall asleep at red lights and have difficulty parallel parking, diagonal parking, vertical parking and horizontal parking.
And if you see smoke coming from under their care it’s because they left the parking break on.
My now passed uncle always claimed the most dangerous animal on the planet was a 16-24 year old female with a driver’s license.
My Father, God keep him, used to tell me that the most dangerous person behind the wheel was an old man in a hat. Then he proved by becoming that old man.
AIDS (HIV) & AIDS Wasting
Alzheimer’s Disease
Arthritis
Asthma / Breathing Disorders
Crohn’s / Gastrointestinal Disorders
Epilepsy / Seizures
Glaucoma
Hepatitis C
Migraines
Multiple Sclerosis / Muscle Spasms
Nausea / Chemotherapy
Pain / Analgesia
Psychological Conditions
Tourette’s Syndrome
Terminally Ill
Basically get a prescription from a doctor.
My oldest sister has suffered with severe asthma since childhood. Our family doctor gave her marijuana as a child, which my father rolled into cigarettes for her. This was in the mid-forties. My sister remembered it when, as a teacher, the police burned some weed so they would recognize the odor.
Beagle, do you have a source for your 99.9%?
After many years riding a motorcycle, little blonde girls in little red cars can still make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
I had to read that twice!
The cop will pull the guy on LSD over. The guy will ask, “How fast was I going officer?” The cop will say, “ 6 miles an hour. Get out of the car.”
Pronounced "duuude!".
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